Forgive me father, for I have memed
Okay the new Homestuck update is almost annoyingly masturbatory there are parts of it that are satire of satire of satire like come on.
I CAN’T WAIT TEN FUCKING HORUS FOR GASAMESTOP TO OPEN IM GONNA FOUCKING BLOW UP FJWEOFJIOPEWJF JIOFPNWEOPJW
Okay so I really want to have a bunch of people to play New Leaf with and stuff so send me your friend codes in my ask box!
Mine is 0645-5775-7951
I’m so fucking done this is all bullshit. It’s all a load of fucking bullshit. I just want to sleep for a million years.
And a very special thanks to whoever thought it would be fun and games to tell the school counselors that I hurt myself. Thanks so much, really. Now my mom knows and she’s making me go to therapy. Really, truly, thank you so fucking much. You have my gratitude, really. I don’t know if you were trying to help, or if you were just looking for some attention, or whatever, but you did an absolute A+ job so thank you so so so so so so so so so so SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH <333333333
I hurt myself again and my family asked about it so I lied and said that I burned myself on a Bunsen burner in chem class and now they are all making Bunsen burner jokes.
I swear to god I am going to shoot someone.
Animal Crossing New Leaf Survey
Doing this for shits and cuz I’m excited.
What will your character name be?
Alex, of course.
Will you have additional characters?
Maybe if I decide that I want to make themed houses beyond a regular house.
What will your town name be?
Djfopeiwjqfw I really don’t know I think I might go with “Skaia” like I had in Wild World. Or maybe I’ll go with “*umbrella symbol x8*” like I had in the original GC Animal Crossing.
Town Flag?
I kinda like the original tree design but I’ll change it to be original.
Town tune?
I’ve been using the same town tune since the GC version; it’s one I made up myself.
Town theme?
Lots of flowers, but no distinct theme. I do want an area with 3 wind turbines and a shit ton of tulips, though.
Town ordinance?
Definitely the Beautiful Town law.
Will you use paths?
Mmmmmmayyyyybeeeee I’m not sure yet.
Will you time travel?
Shit yeah, is the pope Catholic?
Favorite series?
Mixed wood, hands down.
Favorite villager?
Hamuji (Hamphrey in NA), I will reset my town until I get him.
Also, I really like Jeramiah.
Favorite holiday?
I don’t really have one. I guess the flower festival because it makes getting a perfect town so much easier.
Favorite community project?
Don’t have one yet.
Most sought after Nintendo item?
The metroid in the glass case.
Favorite outfit?
Anything purple.
Favorite store?
I’m excited for the new and improved Able Sisters!
Will you catch fish or bugs more?
Yes, especially with the new diving suit.
Favorite way to earn bells?
Fossils.
Most sought after item overall?
I really want the aurora screen DLC.
Favorite island minigame?
The one with the hammers.
Best DLC so far?
The aurora screen.
What are you playing in the meantime?
Fire Emblem.
Least favorite character?
Lyle. Insurance men don’t really rub me the right way.
