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I really want to get a tattoo of a bass cleft on my chest or maybe my leg idk it’s just like...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:21:40 -0400

I really want to get a tattoo of a bass cleft on my chest or maybe my leg idk it’s just like music is a huge part of my life and I feel like that’d be an appropriate tattoo.

jimmoriartyhas: This is probably the only sex gif I will ever...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:32:04 -0400

jimmoriartyhas:

This is probably the only sex gif I will ever reblog, because for some reason I feel like it’s more than just sex. I don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. He’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

But then again, it could be all in my head. I mean, this is how I would want it to be. But that’s just me.

earthnation: when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:31:48 -0400

earthnation:

when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives

Sneezes are like mini orgasms.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:20:03 -0400

Sneezes are like mini orgasms.

internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:12:03 -0400

internet-slang:

BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE

heck

heckaroo

frick frop

nincompoop

heckle deckle

diddly darn

pokémon

zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma

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Thu, 23 May 2013 06:33:20 -0400

carry-on-my-jingle-butt: OH GOD IT LEARNS SO CUTELY

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:29:34 -0400

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

OH GOD IT LEARNS SO CUTELY

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Thu, 23 May 2013 06:24:58 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:44:10 -0400

tomoatmeal: You don’t have to be a parent to understand the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:07:02 -0400

tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:05:45 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:44:42 -0400

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:39:39 -0400

smilingemoticon:

all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform

sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost

all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less

your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them

always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:38:17 -0400

dilclo: when she texts first <3

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:37:26 -0400

dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:37:17 -0400

izzetheking: Ummmmmm rice is cool but i dont really understood it

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:33:39 -0400

izzetheking:

Ummmmmm rice is cool but i dont really understood it