EpicSpongeBath

solluxthetrollux:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

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BIG.

MEATY.

CLAWS.

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

precumming:

dont trust anyone who prefers boxers over boxer briefs

spookyshen:

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger

blameaspartame:

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blameaspartame:

You May Like

Cheaters are the scum of the earth

meatloves:

the cucumber saga

gingahhh:

how do you politely ask someone if they have a glass eye

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

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never give up on your dreams

gingahhh:

when bae is mad at you

gingahhh:

when bae is mad at you

how can you say you love someone then hurt them so badly? how can you let them give you everything and return them with nothing? how can you look so deep into their eyes and tell them everything they want to hear and not even care the slightest bit that everything you make yourself out to be for them is one big lie? how can you?
everyone (via bl0ndeanddanger0us)
I could never cheat on anyone. It’s the type of mistake and wrong doing I couldn’t live with. Knowing that you destroyed someone’s trust is bad, but destroying someone’s perspective on love is far too worse.
(via iwishtheseweremywords)